Every review I found was three words long. So I wrote down what happened every single day of my first jar. Here it is, nothing left out.
Day 1
Listen. I used one and forgot about it. Twenty minutes later I'm sitting on my couch like… oh. OH.
Snug. That's the word. Everything tight and held and WARM. First pop. Same night. I said "okay!" out loud to my empty living room like a crazy person.
And the wetness? Immediate. I hadn't even done anything, I'm just sitting there watching TV 💦
First pop. Same night. Okay!
Day 2
Ran it back. Same thing, maybe better. My lube is in the nightstand collecting dust and it's been there since. I have not touched it. Do not need it.
Day 3
He came over.
Chile. He STOPPED. Mid-everything, stopped, looked at me and said "what?" Just "what?" And I said nothing because what am I supposed to say, I ordered something online?
The grip is real. That's the word everybody uses and now I get it. Tighter. Closer. There's something to push against where before it was just… space. He felt it before I said one word.
Day 5
Okay the sensitivity is the part nobody prepared me for. Everything is LOUD now. Things that used to take me forever stopped taking forever.
I finished twice. TWICE. In one night. I laid there after like what just happened to me.
Day 8
My friend asked why I keep smiling at my phone. I'm not smiling at my phone. I'm just walking around knowing something she don't know.
Day 12
Still working. Every time. That's the part I want somebody to tell me before I buy something — does it keep working or does your body get used to it. It keeps working. Day 12 is the same as day 1.
Day 16
Skipped four days. Life happened. Picked right back up, no difference, nothing reset. You're not on a countdown, don't stress about being perfect with it.
Day 21
He asked me straight up what I've been doing different. I told him. He asked me to order two more jars and said he'd pay for it 😭 I let him.
He offered to pay for the next two. I let him.
Day 30
Jar's done. Here's my whole review:
- Grip — first night, first pop. Tight, held, and he knows it before you tell him.
- Wetness — same night 💦 My lube has not moved off that nightstand.
- Sensitivity — day five for me and it never let up. Everything is louder. O's come easier and they come more than once.
- Effort — four seconds a day.
Run, don't walk. That's it. That's the review.
